The Rock Delivered an Epic Smackdown to a ‘Jumanji’ Troll on Twitter

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Got something bad to say about the new ‘Jumanji’? The Rock’s here to tell you you’re wrong

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is here to tell you that if you don’t have something nice to say about the new Jumanji, you’re wrong. He recently delivered an epic smackdown of a response to one Twitter user who dared question a minor plot element of the movie. If this doesn’t teach you to not mess with The Rock, we really don’t know what will. Warning, a few movie spoilers here.

I went to see the new Jumanji. FUCK THE NEW JUMANJI. Here’s a spoiler. There is no way a character in a video game would lose a life, then be respawned still in possession of the item required to win. That’s some bullshit. What say you @TheRock? Otherwise it was quite good

— james mcmahon (@jamesjammcmahon) January 24, 2018

Actually my friend, in the JUMANJI Lore Handbook, it clearly states in article 72 of section 7, that “any character who loses a life, shall return to their original state with any item they possessed at the time of their demise”. So kindly go f*ck yourself James.

— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) January 24, 2018

That sound you’re hearing is the smoke alarm going off in The Rock’s kitchen.

The offending tweet went as follows: “I went to see the new Jumanji. FUCK THE NEW JUMANJI. Here’s a spoiler. There is no way a character in a video game would lose a life, then be re-spawned still in possession of the item required to win. That’s some bullshit. What say you @TheRock? Otherwise it was quite good”

What say you, The Rock? The Rock says shut your damn mouth. What the hell did this guy expect to happen when he decided to challenge the People’s Champ? Oh, and the fact that he’s a freaking massive physical specimen covered in badass tattoos doesn’t exactly fit the bill as the type of guy you want to mess with.

The Rock responded: “Actually my friend, in the JUMANJI Lore Handbook, it clearly states in article 72 of section 7, that “any character who loses a life, shall return to their original state with any item they possessed at the time of their demise”. So kindly go f*ck yourself James.”

The guy who dared to poke the bear — or in this case, the bull — couldn’t help but love The Rock’s epic response. To be honest, we’d be pretty pumped too if we got punched in the face by The Rock. Or verbally slammed on Twitter.

THE ROCK IS THE GREATEST HUMAN <3 https://t.co/6SiBbySiYC

— james mcmahon (@jamesjammcmahon) January 24, 2018

“THE ROCK IS THE GREATEST HUMAN,” he said. Agreed, agreed. When he isn’t putting people in their damn place, Johnson is doing stuff like posting extremely touching videos in honor of fallen police officers and making time to interact with fans. Does this guy have three clones or something? Never mind he never, ever skips leg day.

In case you haven’t seen Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, it stars Johnson along with Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan, and Jack Black. Instead of involving a board game, the reboot features a group of kids getting sucked into a video game version of Jumanji and having to fight for their lives to beat the game and escape back to reality. A nerdy kid gets stuck in the body of a man who lugs 40,000 pounds of workout equipment with him wherever he goes (that’d be The Rock). A teenage girl is reincarnated as Jack Black. Enough said.

All we can say is, no wonder people want him for president.






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