Saturday, January 3rd, 2015

 

Oh, Marriage. The 7 Funniest Things My Husband’s Ever Said To Me

My husband is a pretty funny guy, but he's funny in an unexpected, odd way. His funniest moments are when he's not trying to be funny at all. Here are a few of his most recent gems: 1. Sixth Sense “Your breath smells bad. It’s like you ate Shitflakes by Smellogg’s.” 2. Advertising Genius “You know that law firm that advertises it represents only men in divorces?  They’re one step away from just saying ‘bitches be crazy.'” Suppress Thumbnail from Showing on this post:  Suppress Thumbnail from Showing on thisRead More